“I’m not sure what you think I can offer you,” Dr. Fang said. “But, of course, I don’t want you to feel as if you’ve made this trip for nothing. What were you hoping … ”
“Relief,” the man interrupted. “From this pain. I didn’t imagine my health would last forever, but I’m too young to have this sort of trouble, aren’t I?”
“A lifetime’s abuse. What can I say? And now you want more? Pills or some such thing?”
The men stared at one another for a long moment before Dr. Fang continued, smiling his wicked, sparkling smile
“Well, the good news is I don’t have anything in this office that will hurt you. The bad news is I don’t have anything that can help you either. But just as you don’t want to feel as if you’ve made the trip in vain, neither do I want to have waisted an appointment. Silver was it? Is that what you brought me?”
The man handed Fang the pouch.
“And what would you like, in return, beyond my Tibetan diagnosis that we’re all going to die,” asked Fang mordantly.
The man pointed weakly to a dusty beaker on the wall that contained some sort of brown root. Fang removed a handful of specimens and, before handing the bunch over, put one stick in his mouth and the other in his patient’s.
“Chew on these for 48 hours, and at least your breath will smell better. Beyond that, I can prescribe only fatalism.”

